i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
it’s hard to be swaggie in this economy
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
legend has it theres life outside the internet
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted